‘Twas the night before Christmas and one thing was clear.
The spirit of the holidays was just not here.
The news was depressing, and my bills were coming due,
But my bank account held just enough money for only a few.
I sat and thought about what I could do, what could save me from peril
When I was awoken from a daze by my dear friend Darryl.
“Your troubles are over my friend;
You will have the cash you need to get through the year’s end.”
I asked him how and in his cheery tone
He told me that all I had to do was take out a car title loan.
I knew nothing of car title loans or how they worked,
But Darryl filled me in as he smirked.
Fill out an application to get the process started.
It takes just a few minutes to complete; you will not be outsmarted.
As soon as you finish, you send some documents for review,
And soon after Embassy Loans will look at your car and bid you adieu.
The value of the car will determine the amount of your loan.
In as little as an hour, you will have your money and can go home.
The process is simple and does not take much time.
There is no credit report required, so you will not feel like you are waiting in line.
With the money in hand, you can do most anything.
Pay off some debt or buy your significant other some bling.
Having the money to spend during these holidays
Will make you feel as if you have earned a raise.
This car title loan will allow you to enjoy the end of the year
And bring you and your family wonderful holiday cheer.
Remember to stick to the terms of your loan
So you do not have to be followed around by a drone.
Enjoy these holidays with your family and friends.
This time of year is a great one to make amends.
Fix your relationships and your financial situation
And you will become the object of much adoration.
Car title loans, car title loans can be the answer to your prayers.
They can help you fix many of your financial affairs.
So, allow Embassy Loans to help you find the spirit of the holidays and make everything right.
And Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!